Saturday, September 26, 2009

Welcome, sucker!

If you’re reading this, it’s because I probably told you to shut the fuck up and read my blog, commenting copiously, or I would be whiny and annoying.

I’m aware that to many people this is an extremely hollow threat, so I appeal to your inherent human GOODNESS in helping a poor, struggling writer out. Otherwise, I will be doomed to secretarial obsolescence and live a horribly unfulfilling life constantly bitching about money. If I can actually prove that my writing is entertaining, well…at least I’ll bypass the horribly unfulfilling part.

Either way, I’m starting a writing class and thought it would be a good idea to start a blog, post what I’ve written, do a lil’ extra writing here and there, extremely witty and charming observations all exalting in the greatness that is me, and get somewhere with this.

Anyways, dog just inhaled his dinner and is demanding to be walked, so I will post Day 1 of writing class later.

I love you all devotedly, despite the insouciant tone of this blog, so please, love me back <3

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